Does Your Cat's Name Have to Match Its Gender?

February 28, 2026

Unlike dogs or humans, your cat literally does not care about gender norms. Why arbitrarily restrict half of the beautiful names in the world?

The Rise of Food Names

We see more Oreos, Mochis, and Cheddars than ever before. Food names are naturally unisex, deeply recognizable, and always bring out a smile.

Surnames and Titles

Giving your cat an unnecessarily formal title like "Chairman Meow" or "Professor Fluff" is universally hilarious, regardless of if the cat is a boy or a girl.